MacJams

Hey folks,
I just got approved to post on an online musicians' community called MacJams. I'll be putting lots of my music up on there in the next few weeks. Here's the link:
http://www.macjams.com/artist/LonePineMusic
I have a piece up there already, so go check it out and enjoy!
~Brandon

Bach Brandenburg 2 on Melodicas and Recorder

Okay, I wasn't going to post another Bach piece as my second video, but this was done so well, and in such a novel way that I just HAD to share it. I mean, not only does this guy know what he's doing with these instruments, he actually knows the music. Just listen to the control he's got over his dynamics!
It's the first movement of Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 by J. S. Bach for violin, Blockflöte, (recorder) trumpet and oboe. Here's how the instrumentation stands in the video:

Concertino:
Trumpet: Soprano melodica
Alto recorder: Alto recorder
Oboe: Alto melodica
Violin: Alto melodica

Ripieno:
Vln 1, Vln 2, Vla: Alto melodica
Cello and Bass: Bass melodica

(If you're not sure what a melodica is, look them up on Wikipedia, there's a good page of info there.)

"... The winds are now exalted in the Concerto No. 2 in F Major. The solo group is made up of violin, recorder, oboe and trumpet. This is not just an unusual combination, it is unprecedented. Far from tailoring the writing to suit the disparate bunch, Bach treats them virtually as equals. If counterpoint is akin to musical juggling, here the composer is juggling eggs along with a basketball and a running chainsaw. The work is in fact, a bold attempt at a hitherto unknown musical democracy."
-From the liner notes of the 2000 recording by Apollo's Fire.

April Snow!!

You have heard that it was said to the people long ago: 'April showers bring May flowers,' but I tell you that a warm dry March will surely bring snow in April. In other words, March came in like a lamb, went out like a lamb and now, it appears, we're seeing a little of the lion. :-)


I wasn't nearly as cold as I look here. It wasn't even a proper cold. (For all y'all Dixielanders: That's barely cold enough for the white stuff to stick. :-))





At about 10:00 this morning, I snapped these out the back patio door just to show how deep it got. Our old, broken barn looks rather ghostly through the blowing snow.
Of course, at noon, seo sunne came out and the lovely snow melted VERY fast.

Commandments For Concertgoers

Hi, I found these today and thought they were quite funny - as well as representing the way I feel about audience behavior at concerts, especially classical ones. :-)
~Brandon

Commandments for Concert Goers:

I
Thou shalt hearken unto the music with all thy heart, with all thy soul, and all thy mind, to aid thee in thine endeavor. Study thou thy program notes and hereby be sore fully prepared to garner the blessings of the inspired melodies which are about to be sounded.

II
Thou shalt not arrive late, for the stir of thy coming disturbeth those who did come in due season; neither shalt thou rush forth as a great wind at intermission time or before the end of the program; nor shalt thou trample to thy left nor thy right the ushers or the doormen or the multitudes that are about thee.

III
Thou shalt keep in check thy coughings and thy sneezings for they are an abomination, and they shall bring forth evil execrations upon thee and thy household, even unto the third and fourth generations.

IV
Thou shalt not rustle thy program for the noise thereof is not as the murmur of the leaves of the forest but brash and raucous and soothest not.

V
Thou shalt not "yahoo" unto thy relatives, nor to thy friends, nor to any member of thy lodge or of thy household, nor to any of thy neighbors.

VI
Thou shalt not whisper, for thy mouthings, howsoever hushed they may be, bring discord to the ear of those who sit about thee.

VII
Thou shalt not chew gum with great show of sound or motion. Remember that thou art not as the kine of the meadow who do chew the cud in the pastoral serenity which is vouchsafed them.

VIII
Thou shalt not direct thy index finger at persons of public note and say unto thy neighbor, "Yonder goeth so and so," but reflect that some day thou shalt perchance be a celebrity, and thou shalt be in great discomfort when thou art pointed at and thou shalt not be pleased one jot or tittle thereby.

IX
Thou shalt not slumber, for in thy stupor thou hast ears and heareth not; peradventures thou possesseth a rumbling obligato when thou sleepeth, and verily, the rabble may be aroused thereby to do thee grievous harm.

X
Thou shalt not become a self-ordained music critic and with booming voice comment garrulously about the players or the playing; neither shalt thou hum, or tap thy foot; for thou hast come as a listener and a lover of music, not as a critic nor as a performer, and remember that none among the multitudes has paid admission to hear thy hummings or thy tappings or to listen unto thine opinion.

The Best of: You've Been Sentenced!

You've Been Sentenced! has recently become our family's new favorite game ('course, we didn't really have a favorite game before we got it, but it has anyway.) You each take 10 of 540 5-sided cards (each side having a different word on it) and try to assemble a sentence. Because the cards are dealt randomly, you can come up some pretty crazy stuff - concepts that have never been heard of before - or if they have, you get to see them in an entirely new light. :-)

Read more here

I've decided to post the best (funniest) here for you to enjoy. (And and encourage you to get the game, if you don't have it. :-)) These were all created by family and friends (using totally random word-cards) and written down because they made us laugh so much. Also, there are no punctuation cards in the game, so I will attempt to punctuate these as best I can.

"The yucky chicken-like troublemaker, Billy the Kid, will have momentary friends."
"A bullying pyromaniac mistakenly spilled lighted matches in oil. BOOM!"
"Even he, Paul Revere, blew the yucky heat on the cooler."
"Weirdo Greta Garbo jerks her scrambled pets, accenting the 50-yard line."
"Just about midnight, Mom called, meaning she gulped warm jam."
"Turning, Zippy points as a lunching fatty bombs the bathroom."
"My lippy Aunt Judy yucks slowly to her troubled caregiver doctor."
"Marvelous Martin made your nose puffy by blowing weirdly on legs."
"On the ocean, classier laugher Chris Columbus boxes glass figures in the locker."
"Cat Eye showed the smoky worm child pirate-like poisonings."
"The phoenix behind the bags, with eyes on beauty, fumbled Fatso."
"Dr. MLK Jr. has the fanciest, hairiest page of quick, fantasized experiments."
"Top team leader Davy Crockett easily skinned weakened pigs near hot parties."
"Secretive Sarah Barton and most dangerous Mighty Matthews lip-lock momentarily. Yuck!"
"Little alien Fatso bounces on the bench and wets in the locker."
"My! Instead of slowly potting the pond, Leonardo DaVinci draws fancy nurses."
"This hairy hippy throw-out jammed and swung a candle holder."
"Marlon Brando makes cheesy plans and slides out a weak meaning."

Disclaimer: the crudeness of some of these is due only to trying to make use of the random cards.