The Best of: You've Been Sentenced!

You've Been Sentenced! has recently become our family's new favorite game ('course, we didn't really have a favorite game before we got it, but it has anyway.) You each take 10 of 540 5-sided cards (each side having a different word on it) and try to assemble a sentence. Because the cards are dealt randomly, you can come up some pretty crazy stuff - concepts that have never been heard of before - or if they have, you get to see them in an entirely new light. :-)

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I've decided to post the best (funniest) here for you to enjoy. (And and encourage you to get the game, if you don't have it. :-)) These were all created by family and friends (using totally random word-cards) and written down because they made us laugh so much. Also, there are no punctuation cards in the game, so I will attempt to punctuate these as best I can.

"The yucky chicken-like troublemaker, Billy the Kid, will have momentary friends."
"A bullying pyromaniac mistakenly spilled lighted matches in oil. BOOM!"
"Even he, Paul Revere, blew the yucky heat on the cooler."
"Weirdo Greta Garbo jerks her scrambled pets, accenting the 50-yard line."
"Just about midnight, Mom called, meaning she gulped warm jam."
"Turning, Zippy points as a lunching fatty bombs the bathroom."
"My lippy Aunt Judy yucks slowly to her troubled caregiver doctor."
"Marvelous Martin made your nose puffy by blowing weirdly on legs."
"On the ocean, classier laugher Chris Columbus boxes glass figures in the locker."
"Cat Eye showed the smoky worm child pirate-like poisonings."
"The phoenix behind the bags, with eyes on beauty, fumbled Fatso."
"Dr. MLK Jr. has the fanciest, hairiest page of quick, fantasized experiments."
"Top team leader Davy Crockett easily skinned weakened pigs near hot parties."
"Secretive Sarah Barton and most dangerous Mighty Matthews lip-lock momentarily. Yuck!"
"Little alien Fatso bounces on the bench and wets in the locker."
"My! Instead of slowly potting the pond, Leonardo DaVinci draws fancy nurses."
"This hairy hippy throw-out jammed and swung a candle holder."
"Marlon Brando makes cheesy plans and slides out a weak meaning."

Disclaimer: the crudeness of some of these is due only to trying to make use of the random cards.